Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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