this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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