So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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