Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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