I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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