Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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