it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We had sex on a dog bed..
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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