I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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