Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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