what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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