Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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