every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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