glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So here I am, sexting at work.
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