did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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