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He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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