North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It's just like the Real World with babies
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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