lets start a swedish sibling band together
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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