it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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