Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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