Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
