Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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