Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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