question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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