Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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