is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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