I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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