i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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