Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
