and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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