Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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