so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so let's talk penis.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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