Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
