Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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