There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I can't turn off my feet"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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