I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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