I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
how does that bad decision feel?
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