That's intense
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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