No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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