I cockslap morals
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Holy shit dude........stairs
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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