i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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