I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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