I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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