If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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