Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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