normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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