I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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