we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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