I wish you could order shots online.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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