her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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