Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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