Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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