hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
How external is "for external use only"?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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