another moral hangover. fuck.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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