Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I need to stop coming to work sober
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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